Poison Ivy

by: Anonymous

I had a dispute with a roommate in college.

Wearing disposable gloves, I collected some poison ivy leaves, put them in a coffee can and took them back to the house.

When he wasn’t there I put on another set of gloves and rubbed the leaves on the toilet seat.

I don’t know for sure what kind of rash he had but I did notice that he was scratching his ass a little more than usual.